me: past life pirate. moonlighting in chicago, il. i've been called undercover funny. i enjoy a smoke and a good pancake.
interested in: nerds, tattoos, drag queens, lower case letters, cults, maps, television shows about gangs and prisons, the buffalo bills, book shelf porn, harry potter, pretty things, love, you and chicago outfit roller derby.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
(Source: maddieonthings)
a+ start to my week.
this morning waiting in line to get a much needed coffee - the lady in front of me had her card declined… twice. she was going to leave and come back and i said ‘no worries, i’ll just pay for her coffee.’ anything to move the line along and get me my coffee. everyone was telling me how nice and awesome that was since i didn’t even know who she was - and what was my reward???
they made my coffee wrong.
i should have stayed in bed.
