me: past life pirate. moonlighting in chicago, il. i've been called undercover funny. i enjoy a smoke and a good pancake.
interested in: nerds, tattoos, drag queens, lower case letters, cults, maps, television shows about gangs and prisons, the buffalo bills, book shelf porn, harry potter, pretty things, love, you and chicago outfit roller derby.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
(Source: ahmarzing)
Eat it!!!
WILLAM! YESSSSSS! My power trio is going to have to be Miss Latrice, Willam and Raven! I will actually be looking forward to watching Drag U this season now!
mariah’s face though!
flawless.
(Source: fuckyeahraja)
An Open Letter to the the most hated drag queen in America (no Hedda, not you),
Someone alerted me to your cover of Boyfriend by Justin Beiber. Congrats. I’ve been doing that song for a month now in shows. Timing is funny lol j/k grin etc bullshit. You tagged your season 4 girls and that’s your prerogative but it exhibited poor judgement and little tact to tag my personal work, specifically Vagina Song, Trouble and Love You Like a Big Schlong, along with Detox & Vicky’s Chow Down at Chick-fil-A, to increase hits on your vibrato-laden karaoke vids.
This is not me on the offensive. I’m defending my work and it’s usage. The real competition is life, not a gameshow. It begun when neither of us won (I’m careful with the word “Loser” now- you taught me that). Sure- you’ll say “get over it,” “stop being a baby,” “kiss my ass” etc…But you’re the one who needs attention- you supposedly bask in the hate/haters and invite it. I wish you could feel how much better love or at least laughter envelopes oneself. Good for you for sticking to your guns but looks like you shot yourself in the foot with one of them yet again. You could’ve just said “Sorry for tagging your work. I had no business trying to get hits off of someone I am not on good terms with.” WTF was going through your head?
Some contestants must be content to be footnotes in RDR lore, starting and ending with the program. If you’d like to not be one of them, I encourage you to do it on your own and not coattail anyone, even in the slightest degree, on YouTube- where my videos are monetized.
Common courtesy, protocol and copyrights should be observed ;) (copyrights meaning I don’t think Beiber authorized usage of his track to be repro’d. my tracks are all from scratch with real musicians replaying them and changing shit enough to not to be sued. thanks for playing though to those who misunderstood)
WILLAM
p.s. You’re welcome for the additional hits this will give you. I’ve told you to keep my name out of your mouth and I hope you can finally get it that I really wish that.
excuse me while i have all the feelings…
a dear friend of mine - is breaking into the drag world - as Heather Hysteria…. let me share with you all the email I just got…. aptly entitled - ooooooo, girl. You got She-Mail!
I’m running for Miss Gay Tacoma.
My name is Heather Hysteria.
My quest to become America’s Next Drag Superstar has BEGUN!
To be honest, you’re a big reason why I chose the name Heather. First and
foremost, if I couldn’t have a pun name (I really wanted Vaseline Dion, but
that was taken. Womp, womp), then I definitely wanted alliteration. My
friend Michael is Vanessa Valentine and then there’s Misty Maven. I liked
those names, so I wanted something like that.
I picked out Heather, because of the whole fact that it was kind of deemed
as a bitchy name in the Drag world, thanks to Raja and Co. I don’t feel like
it means a rude kind of bitch, just someone that is really confident and
sure of themselves. Also, because I look at you that way as well, you love
Queens, so I decided it was the perfect fit.
I didn’t want to be just called Heather though, so I had to think of a last
name. My Drag mom’s last name is von Puff, and Heather von Puff didn’t
really have a nice ring to it. So, I was thinking of H words that were kind
of bonkers. Hysteria instantly popped in my head.
A STAR IS BORN!
i love latrice - but sharon better take the whole thing.
