me: past life pirate. moonlighting in chicago, il. i've been called undercover funny. i enjoy a smoke and a good pancake.

interested in: nerds, tattoos, drag queens, lower case letters, cults, maps, television shows about gangs and prisons, the buffalo bills, book shelf porn, harry potter, pretty things, love, you and chicago outfit roller derby.

 

hello. welcome to my desk. i could use some chapstick. i really don’t want to be at work right now. 

hello. welcome to my desk. i could use some chapstick. i really don’t want to be at work right now.