me: past life pirate. moonlighting in chicago, il. i've been called undercover funny. i enjoy a smoke and a good pancake.
interested in: nerds, tattoos, drag queens, lower case letters, cults, maps, television shows about gangs and prisons, the buffalo bills, book shelf porn, harry potter, pretty things, love, you and chicago outfit roller derby.
i still think i should be allowed to have veteran’s day off. jerks! anyway… in honor of this you all get to look at what really happened in iraq when we got no sleep and found a bag of vampire teeth! hug a veteran - past, present and future ♥